Urban Cowboy 1980's t-shirt

The new URBAN COWBOY t-shirt is here!
Remember the good old days before it was socially acceptable for two cowboys to have a romantic rendezvous on Brokeback Mountain? When real cowboys wore low cut shirts exposing their hairy chest and jeans so tight that you could see their religion. Those were the days when the real men spread their cheeks and sat down on a mechanical bull riding it like they wus voted queen of the County Jail social. Only true manly men could take an ass pounding like that. You gotta love this t-shirt as much as Bud loved Sissy and beer. This is a must for riding mechanical bulls or doing the 2-step at Gilley's.

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Jeff Spicoli Fast Times at Ridgemont High t-shirt!

The coolest Fast Times at Ridgemont High t-shirt is here!
Hey Bud, Let's Party! How many famous quotes originated from this classic character? "My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it." "No Shirt, No Shoes....No DICE!" "Hey bud, what's your problem?" "People on 'ludes should not drive!" and the most influencial and inspiring word from Jeff Spicoli were "All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine."
This was probably the most memorable and coolest film character of the 80's. He wasn't the smartest guy, you never saw him hook up with girls and he certainly didn't have a future ahead of him but every guy wanted to be Spicoli. Every time I wear this shirt people walk up to me and start quoting the movie. I do believe this is one of our best t-shirts because it is so much fun to wear. It's insane how a movie made back so long ago can still remain so close to so many.
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Bad News Bears t-shirt

The Bad News Bears t-shirt! The original and classic movie t-shirt is now available at BLTees. How this movie was seen as a "kid-friendly movie made to be enjoyed by the whole family" I will never know. It was and still is one of the greatest movies ever made that could not be accepted by the delicate and fragile PC pansies of today. Back in the good old days of the 70's we found humor in these types of characters because we were comfortable with who we were and weren't so damn sensitive. True, the coach was a washed up drunk who was often wasted and left alone to supervise a team of pre-teens. Big deal! Yes, the second baseman was a racist, homophobic bully and the right fielder was a chain smoking ladies man and bad boy who was trying to score with the pitcher. And well... practically the whole team was rude and had foul mouths. Honestly it wasn't much different from my days playing little league in the 70's. Ah, brings back great memories.

 

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LOST BOYS T-shirt

The Lost Boys t-shirt! Long before Twighlight's Edward made a mockery of the cool, handsome, young and rebellious teenage vampire image...there were The Lost Boys! 1987's vampire classic film that made everyone fantasize and consider the benefits of never growing old and joining the undead motorcycle gang. Like most horror films this was filled with blood, violence and horrific characters. Perhaps more disturbing than any vampire or ghoul was the character Edgar Frog portayed by Corey Feldman. Now that was a terrifying performance!

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The Day The Earth Stood Still t-shirt

The Day The Earth Stood Still t-shirt. The classic Sci-Fi/Horror movie with a warning about our future if we continue to use atomic power. I wish there was a warning about our future if we let Keanu Reeves star in the remake. Klaatu barada Shit-o! This and other great t-shirts available at BLTees. www.blteeshirt.com/

Big Foot T-shirt

BIG FOOT T-shirt only at BLTees! This is the question that has plagued mankind for a long time. If a Sasquatch has big feet does that mean that he has other large features as well? Finally a product that ends the torture of not knowing and being too afraid to ask! Your friends and family will thank you and your community will erect a statue in your honor just for wearing this awesome t-shirt. Don't let the opprotunity to be a hero pass you by.

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DRAGON'S LAIR t-shirt! Dirk has to comb the boobie-trapped castle of an evil wizard in order to save his damsel in distress in this old school arcade classic. Unfortunately, I can't say it was any easier for me to get a date back in the 80's. This and other bad-ass t-shirts are available in the Novelty section only at BLTees.

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DRAGON'S LAIR T-SHIRT! All gamers must pay homage to this classic video game from 1983. It was way beyond it's time and is one of only 3 video games to be in the Smithsonian Institution. I still remember this game was tough to get good at. Not that the game was too complex but because it cost $0.50 a game to play. I could play a game of Jungle Hunt and a game of Burger Time for that price!

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Hello Kitty t-shirt

HELLO KITTY...Goodbye Kitty t-shirt! I have never tried Sweet & Sour Calico but I bet it's delcious. True story...I actually walked into a Chinese take-out restaurant wearing this t-shirt and didn't realize it. I'm sure they put some "Ancient Chinese Secret" in my food. This and other disturbing t-shirts are available in the Novelty section only at BLTees.

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Tony The Tiger Zombie t-shirt

TONY THE TIGER ZOMBIE t-shirt available only at BLTees! Tony dun got bit and now prefers flesh to Frosted Flakes! Now who would have the heart to jab something into the brain of our beloved Tony the Tiger? Now, that annoying Trix rabbit...I'd kill him even if he wasn't undead!
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James Bond Thunderball t-shirts

James Bond 007 THUNDERBALL t-shirt. Look out SPECTRE. Bond is back and ready to foil your plot to destroy the world. Enjoy this classic Bond tee back from days when he drank martinis and not Heineken. James Bond drinking beer...that leaves a bad after taste in my mouth worse than a Heineken!
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