Animal House - Our Favorite Quotes

Ok, how many times have you been in the middle of a conversation and a line from Animal House would be so fitting to drop in? Ok, so now how many times were you in a conversation where slipping in an Animal House quote would be so inappropriate yet so freakin' awesome and hilarious that you have to tangle with the decision whether or not to use it? Of course that reminds you of the Devil and the Angel on Larry's shoulder when his date passes out, which makes you laugh and almost spit food out of your mouth. This of course makes you remember Bluto's imitation of a zit which then leads to an urge to scream out "Food Fight!"

Quoting this movie in a social setting is the equivalent of online dating. If you mention "Double Secret Probation" and no one responds, get the hell out of there. You are deep in the "Nerd Herd" and need to break away immediately. Leave them be to quote Monty Python and translate it into Klingonese.

On the other hand if someone does not correct you when you ask them, "Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?", you've now got a friend. Many of my lasting friendships have begun and remained in tact only because of stupid and immature humor. Hell, we're dudes and we shouldn't have to apologize for being simple and shallow.

Here are a few of my favorite quotes from Animal House. Share them with your fellow dudes and lay a few down on some random strangers. Who knows, you may just meet a new bud!


Dean Wormer: Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

Flounder: I can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer.
Boon:  Face it, Kent. You threw up "on" Dean Wormer.

Neidermeyer: A PLEDGE PIN?!?! On your UNIFORM?!!
Neidermeyer: You're all worthless and weak! Now drop and give me twenty!
 (Gotta throw that in just for the classic Twisted Sister video)

Greg Marmalard: But Delta's already on probation.
Dean Vernon Wormer: They are? Well, as of this moment, they're on DOUBLE SECRET PROBATION!

Hoover: They confiscated everything, even the stuff we didn't steal!

Katy: Is this really what you're gonna do for the rest of your life?
Boon: What do you mean?
Katy: I mean hanging around with a bunch of animals getting drunk every weekend.
Boon: No! After I graduate, I'm gonna get drunk every night.

Otter: Hi, Eric Stratton, rush chairman. Damn glad to meet you.
Boon: Hi, that was Eric Stratton, rush chairman. He was damn glad to meet you.

Otter: Take it easy, I'm pre-law.
Boon: I thought you were pre-med.
Otter: What's the difference?

Flounder: Will that work?
Otter: Hey, it's gotta work better than the truth.
Bluto: My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.

Katy: Boon, I think I'm in love with a retard.

Boon: Is he bigger than me?

 

Hoover: Kent is a legacy,
Otter. His brother was a '59, Fred Dorfman.
Flounder: He said legacies usually get asked to pledge automatically.
Otter: Oh, well, usually. Unless the pledge in question turns out to be a real closet-case.
Otter, Boon: Like Fred.

Otter: You can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg - isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!

 

Otter: He can't do that do that to our pledges.
Boon: Only we can do that to our pledges.

 

Big Black Dudes at bar: Y'all mind if we dance with your dates?

 If I was in your shoes, I'd be...
Otter: Leaving! What a good idea.
 

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