Thursday, March 28, 2013

Mad Dog 20/20...an education in the finer things

You can call it hooch, rotgut, ripple or any variety or an animal's urine. Some have even referred to it as wine but we all know it better as Mad Dog 20/20. This product rarely finds it's way onto a fancy restaurant's wine list but has been the alcoholic beverage of choice by many high school students as well as the homeless.
Many may not know this but MD actually stands for Mogen David, not Mad Dog. The 20/20 stood for 20 oz. & 20% alcohol. At a cost of $3 a bottle you can see why this has been so popular with the young folk and the less fortunate. I was privileged enough to design promotional material for this product while working with a wine and spirits distributor. No matter how beautiful you make the designs you really can't fool the public. Like the old saying goes, "You can't polish a turd." That one is pretty fitting for this scenario. I believe that I must issue an apology to any one who was influenced by my advertising of MD 20/20. We are taught to do as our superiors tell us and not to question it. Where's the line DAMMIT?!....where is the line....

Many of you have braved this fortified wine and lived to tell the tale. For accomplishing this difficult and disgusting task, I salute you brothers and sisters. This may not be a challenge we choose to accept again but we should be proud of the scars Mad Dog has left with us and wear them like a badge of honor. Tell the world that you are a survivor and warn others of the evil within those colorful bottles.

Identify yourself as a survivor by wearing this awesome new t-shirt from BLTees and spread the word of warning. Don't only think of yourself...For God;s sake will someone think of the children!!!!

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Mad Dog 20 20 MD 20/20 Hooch ripple bumwine rotgut cheap wine


Tuesday, March 26, 2013

Retro BATMAN T-shirt

Vintage BATMAN t-shirt. Remember the good old days when the wealthy were the good guys. The days when no one questioned why a single, handsome young bachelor would take in a cute innocent adolescent boy and make him wear those revealing tiny shorts. This and other disturbing t-shirts available at BLTees.
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Monday, March 25, 2013

Bad News Bears t-shirt

The Bad News Bears t-shirt! The original and classic movie t-shirt is now available at BLTees. How this movie was seen as a "kid-friendly movie made to be enjoyed by the whole family" I will never know. It was and still is one of the greatest movies ever made that could not be accepted by the delicate and fragile PC pansies of today. Back in the good old days of the 70's we found humor in these types of characters because we were comfortable with who we were and weren't so damn sensitive. True, the coach was a washed up drunk who was often wasted and left alone to supervise a team of pre-teens. Big deal! Yes, the second baseman was a racist, homophobic bully and the right fielder was a chain smoking ladies man and bad boy who was trying to score with the pitcher. And well... practically the whole team was rude and had foul mouths. Honestly it wasn't much different from my days playing little league in the 70's. Ah, brings back great memories.
 
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LOST BOYS T-shirt

The Lost Boys t-shirt! Long before Twighlight's Edward made a mockery of the cool, handsome, young and rebellious teenage vampire image...there were The Lost Boys! 1987's vampire classic film that made everyone fantasize and consider the benefits of never growing old and joining the undead motorcycle gang. Like most horror films this was filled with blood, violence and horrific characters. Perhaps more disturbing than any vampire or ghoul was the character Edgar Frog portayed by Corey Feldman. Now that was a terrifying performance!
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Friday, March 22, 2013

The Day The Earth Stood Still t-shirt

The Day The Earth Stood Still t-shirt. The classic Sci-Fi/Horror movie with a warning about our future if we continue to use atomic power. I wish there was a warning about our future if we let Keanu Reeves star in the remake. Klaatu barada Shit-o! This and other great t-shirts available at BLTees. www.blteeshirt.com/


Boo Berry t-shirt at BLTees


Boo Berry T-shirt now available at BLTees!!! You will look delicious sporting this awesome t-shirt featuring your favorite breakfast treat. You will be the envy of every Ghost Hunter and Ghost Buster in town. Heck, you may even hear Patrick Swayze tell you..."DITTO". This and other disturbing t-shirts are available in the Novelty section only at BLTees.
 


Wednesday, March 20, 2013

Big Foot T-shirt

BIG FOOT T-shirt only at BLTees! This is the question that has plagued mankind for a long time. If a Sasquatch has big feet does that mean that he has other large features as well? Finally a product that ends the torture of not knowing and being too afraid to ask! Your friends and family will thank you and your community will erect a statue in your honor just for wearing this awesome t-shirt. Don't let the opprotunity to be a hero pass you by.
This and other disturbing t-shirts are available in the Novelty section only at BLTees.
 
 

 


Monday, March 18, 2013

DRAGON'S LAIR t-shirt! Dirk has to comb the boobie-trapped castle of an evil wizard in order to save his damsel in distress in this old school arcade classic. Unfortunately, I can't say it was any easier for me to get a date back in the 80's. This and other bad-ass t-shirts are available in the Novelty section only at BLTees.
 
 

DRAGON'S LAIR T-SHIRT! All gamers must pay homage to this classic video game from 1983. It was way beyond it's time and is one of only 3 video games to be in the Smithsonian Institution. I still remember this game was tough to get good at. Not that the game was too complex but because it cost $0.50 a game to play. I could play a game of Jungle Hunt and a game of Burger Time for that price!
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Thursday, March 14, 2013

Hello Kitty t-shirt

HELLO KITTY...Goodbye Kitty t-shirt! I have never tried Sweet & Sour Calico but I bet it's delcious. True story...I actually walked into a Chinese take-out restaurant wearing this t-shirt and didn't realize it. I'm sure they put some "Ancient Chinese Secret" in my food. This and other disturbing t-shirts are available in the Novelty section only at BLTees.


Tuesday, March 12, 2013

Tony The Tiger Zombie t-shirt

TONY THE TIGER ZOMBIE t-shirt available only at BLTees! Tony dun got bit and now prefers flesh to Frosted Flakes! Now who would have the heart to jab something into the brain of our beloved Tony the Tiger? Now, that annoying Trix rabbit...I'd kill him even if he wasn't undead!
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James Bond Thunderball t-shirts

James Bond 007 THUNDERBALL t-shirt. Look out SPECTRE. Bond is back and ready to foil your plot to destroy the world. Enjoy this classic Bond tee back from days when he drank martinis and not Heineken. James Bond drinking beer...that leaves a bad after taste in my mouth worse than a Heineken!
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Tuesday, March 5, 2013

The Walking Dead Woodbury t-shirt

Vintage BATMAN t-shirt. Remember the good old days when the wealthy were the good guys. The days when no one questioned why a single, handsome young bachelor would take in a cute innocent adolescent boy and make him wear those revealing tiny shorts. This and other disturbing t-shirts available at BLTees.
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THE WALKING DEAD t-shirts! Greetings from Atlanta. A great city to grab a bite and kill a living corpse. Check out this great new Walking Dead t-shirt as well as many other awesome graphic t-shirts from BLTees.
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THE FALL GUY t-shirts! In the 80's Lee Majors went fast with Bo, was on fire for Sally Fields and made Redford a star. I wonder if the Unkown Stuntman was kinfolk to the Unknown Comic. Check out this great new 80's Fall Guy t-shirt as well as many other awesome graphic tees from BLTees.
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The Walking Dead T-shirt. Welcome to Woodbury! A pleasant town with good wholesome family values and nightly zombie death matches. Enjoy this Walking Dead t-shirt as well as many other fun and disturbing graphic tees from BLTees
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